Jesus Christ and Satan were walking, talking about their various affairs. Suddenly, Satan tumbled from higher ground downwards and cried, "Heeey!!! Ouch!!! Damn, damn, God Damn!!!"
Satan and Jesus immediately looked for the cause of the tumbling of the daemon prince. They found two ugly stones protruding near the remnants of a fallen tree that tripped Satan's foot and made him go tumbling up up and away.
Jesus picked up the stones while Satan looked at it with disdain. Suddenly both realized, that the stones had many colours that mixed with each other to produce an illusion that the objects had shady aspects. Indeed in the beginning the stones were dirt ugly, but after Jesus wiped his robe upon it, the stones emitted to a trained eye, a few number of intermingling colors that both were dumbstruck for several seconds.
Jesus then looked at Satan and said, "let us keep these two stones for posterity. To remind us that we have to be careful next time when walking and not looking at where we step upon."
Satan grabbed the stones, and told Jesus right to his face: "I'll have that, mind you! You! Imagine what it did to me? If these stone are precious, it could mean money, fame and power! I deserve it after tumbling way down there," pointing at the level below where he fell flat on his behinds.
"Forget it," Jesus admonished Satan.
But Satan was adamant. He said, "I know! I know what I'll do with it!"
"What?" asked Jesus.
"Let's make this stone a senator and the other one a Congressman!"
"What for?"
"I don't know, good for it and good for me, I suppose." Then Satan got another bright idea, "I'll give a name for these stones, too!"
"What?"
"This one is Trillanes. This other one is Faeldon."
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